Yes this is the MOPAR club, but you gotta love how a real car will take an ECO friendly and ECO sponsored car and try to turn the ugly piece of junk into something that at least gets a second glance when you pass it by. So for my own entertainment and hopefully yours I give you

THE MONSTER SMARTCAR.

I can be reasonably sure it gets worse gas mileage than my Dodge Ram 1500 Quad Cab.